si tantieu a zis: sa se rada lumea! si lumea s-o ras

iunie 5, 2009 at 11:21 am (...?....) (, , , )

  • Philosophy Exam – 1 hour Q2. What is Courage? (50 marks) Student’s answer – This is courage.
  • It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking. And Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper.
  • Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
  • Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backwards and declared, “A horse divided against itself cannot stand.”. Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.
  • Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees.
  • Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian and half English. He was very large.
  • The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men.
  • * Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? * A: Keep it in the cow.

(nu mai stiu de unde am luat astea, da’ mi le notasem intr-un word pe calculator si tare m-am bucurat cand le-am gasit, azi)

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  1. busybeingfabulous a zis,

    =)))

    • tantieu a zis,

      multumesc. chiar incepeam sa am indoieli referitoare la cat de mult s-o ras, totusi, lumea.

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